Why would anyone want to eat celery?  The taste of it is revolting, it makes me gag if I find some by accident, in a pre-packaged salad for example.  And the feel of it in one's teeth is like hearing someone scratching their fingernails on a blackboard.  As I said, it's often added in pre-packaged salads, for some odd reason.  When anyone mentions salad, celery is usually one thing they think of.  It's the ultimate diet food: so disgusting you don't want to eat very much of it.  I've even heard of some people eating it with peanut butter?  Why?  What did peanut butter ever do to deserve that horror?!
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